Thursday, January 13, 2011

Monkey's Paw

If I had three wishes, I would wish:

- to meet the young, living, breathing, Pirates of the Caribbean actor Johnny Depp.

- to be given a living, breathing, healthy doberman puppy.

- to have one of the main roles in a movie with Robert Downey, Jr., Johnny Depp, or Cillian Murphy
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  1. Bob SilversteinJanuary 13, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    1) Granted, but he's so young that he's an infant. Like a day old. He throws up on you.

    2) Granted, but he's not house-trained (i.e. your house is the dog's toilet).

    3) Granted, but you play the nagging wife in a murder-comedy who gets killed (much to Depp and Downey's relief).

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  2. wunderdog96February 1, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    evil.....

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